Today I had this conversation after I lost a bouncing ball under the bed in mommy and daddy’s bed…
Cooper: Mommy, daddy, I lost my ball under your bed.
Mom: Well you better go get it.
Cooper: Daddy, can you get it please?
Dad: Uh, no. You are smaller so you need to get it.
Mommy: Use your lacrosse stick to get it maybe.
(Pause)
Cooper: (to mommy) Mommy, daddy said once to use the things you have to get the job done. Do you know what I have?
Mom: What?
Cooper: I have you. Can you please get my ball?
After mommy and daddy picked themselves up off the ground from laughing, mommy got the ball.
Daddy is still laughing.